Godzilla Jokes

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

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What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

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Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

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Go go power rangers!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.