Godzilla Jokes

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

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Does this smell like chloroform to you

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Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

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A full set of teeth

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth