Godzilla Jokes

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

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What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Squash Jokes More Squash Jokes

How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

Temple Jokes More Temple Jokes

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....