Godzilla Jokes

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

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You give them an autopsy

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Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

Squash Jokes More Squash Jokes

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

200 Jokes More 200 Jokes

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken