What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

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What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

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What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.