What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

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How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

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What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.