What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

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How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

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What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.