What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What's Tyrion Lannisters's favourite sea food?

Shrimp.

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Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

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What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.