What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

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What's Tyrion Lannisters's favourite sea food?

Shrimp.

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean