What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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Who is saved?

America

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He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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To get to the dark side.

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Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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It's morphine time!

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It's Morphine Time!

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How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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My zipper