What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

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Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

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Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

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What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.