What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

How should I respond?

Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD

Qi Jokes More Qi Jokes

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.