What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

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What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut?

Menachem Vegan

Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.