What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

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Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

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What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humpfree! :P

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

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Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.