What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

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Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

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What do you get if you cross Oddjob with Blofeld?

Oddfeld...

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What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.

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How does a leopard change its spots ?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

How should I respond?

Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.