What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

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What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

What do you get if you cross Oddjob with Blofeld?

Oddfeld...

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

Who cares?

It's probably just full of camels, anyway."

What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

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What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

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How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.