What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

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Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

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What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.