What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

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What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

Qi Jokes More Qi Jokes

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.