What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

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What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.