What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

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What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

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Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

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What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.