What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

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What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

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What does earth say to the other planets?

You have no life

What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

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What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

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How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry

What's in a tweet?

That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.