What does earth say to the other planets?

You have no life

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Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

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What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

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How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.