What does earth say to the other planets?

You have no life

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Why are Asians not optimistic?

Because they have a limited view of life.

How is life as a virgin?

Its hard

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How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

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Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

What's the most cleanest animal on the planet?

A Hygiena.