What does earth say to the other planets?

You have no life

Previous Random Joke Next

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"