What does earth say to the other planets?

You have no life

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Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

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Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth?

r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!

Why is the moon tastier than Earth?

It's meteor.

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What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.