Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

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To get some quack

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because he was smoking quack!

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Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

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Just watch me!

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Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.