Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

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Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

What's the most dishonest place on earth?

The Library

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

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What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

How can you identify a French Infantryman?

Sunburned armpits.

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

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How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

How would you describe frankenstein's birth?

Shocking!

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!