Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

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What does earth say to the other planets?

You have no life

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

How do you get down?

A: Pluck a duck.

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What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

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How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

How do you describe a boring, Asian, black and white film?

Anti-chromactic

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How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!