Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

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What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

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What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

How do you make an idiot think he's a duck?

Tell him he's a duck.