Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

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What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for?

Possesion.

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What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.