Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

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Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs