What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

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Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

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What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

moostard

What do uou call a hot dog in college?

A FRATwurst! Hahahahahaha