What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

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What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

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Why was Donald Duck arrested?

He was high on quack.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!