What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

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What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Why was the garbage man arrested?

Because he was bin laden.

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What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog