What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

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Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

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What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.