Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

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What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

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What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

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What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone