Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

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Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

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Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Gun Free Zone Jokes More Gun Free Zone Jokes

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone