Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

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Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners?

Because with them it always works out.

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

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Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

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Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone