What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

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What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

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What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...