What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

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Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

Whey Jokes More Whey Jokes

What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

What do you call a Mexican with small muscles?

No whey Jos.