What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

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How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

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What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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What is Don"t short for?

pupil. doughnut.

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro