What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

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Bro, do you even shift?"

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They dough nut have anything in common.

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Rest in **police**.

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How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

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They glazed into each other's eyes