What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

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What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

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Bro, mine

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How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bend over?

Doughnuts.

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro