What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

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What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

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What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

How does Bob Marley like his doughnut?

w' jammin it

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How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.