What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

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Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

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What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

What is the Pillsbury doughboy's wife's favorite snack?

Doughnuts.