What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

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Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.

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What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

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What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.