What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now.

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

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Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bend over?

Doughnuts.

What is Don"t short for?

pupil. doughnut.