Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Prince Jokes More Prince Jokes

How did Princess Aurora catch her prince?

She became a sleeper agent

What Did Cinderella say to the prince when she got to the ball?

Grgggll

Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!