Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

What do you call a group of scientologist almonds?

Nuts.

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Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

Prince Jokes More Prince Jokes

How did Princess Aurora catch her prince?

She became a sleeper agent

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

What's faster than light?

Darkness, my old friend.

How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.