How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

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How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

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Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.