How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

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What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.