How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

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What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

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Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.