How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

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Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

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Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

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What do guns and feminists have in common?

They are very loud when triggered.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)