What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

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What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.