What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

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What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4