How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

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How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

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How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowntain :D