How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

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Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

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What's pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow white's hymen

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

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How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter