How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

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Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

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Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

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How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

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Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.