What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

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What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

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What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

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What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

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What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.