What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

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Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

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Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

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How do you catch a one-of-a-kind rabbit?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a very calm rabbit The tame way.

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

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What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

What do you call it when a girl named "Sandy" Punches someone?

Sandy hook.

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Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore