What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

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How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

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What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

What kind of woman are the most irrational?

The ones with the golden proportions!

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What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

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Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.