What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

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What about our child ?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

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Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

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What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

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Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies