Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

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Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

A: Because he tried to get fresh.

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

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What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.

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When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.