Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

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What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

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What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear?

SPEEEED!

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When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

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What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"