Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

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What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

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What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear?

SPEEEED!

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When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have?

A: Rep-tiles.