What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

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What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

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What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

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Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !