What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

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Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

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What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

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What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!