What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

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What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

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How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead?

No, seriously. How could they tell?