Jeremy Clarkson Jokes

What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear?

SPEEEED!

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What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.

Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

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Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What's Whitney Houston's favourite coordination?

Handiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAND EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?

No one told him he's black.

Amy Winehouse Jokes More Amy Winehouse Jokes

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

Gear Jokes More Gear Jokes

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.