Jeremy Clarkson Jokes

What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear?

SPEEEED!

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What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.

Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

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What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

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What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.

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Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org

What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

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What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What is Whitney Houston's best kind of coordination?

Hand EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE

What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.

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How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan."

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.