SPEEEED!
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They both used to be on top gear.
They were both on Top Gear.
Because they'd been floored by his punch.
A smile !
Nought two sixty.
He can't do 'top gear' anymore!
They were both on top gear.
Fo' Frizzle
Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)
Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
Because he's so damn positive!
OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.
A pin.
Spring time.
Handiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
HAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD EYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Camembert!
Electricity
A sandy hook.
Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.
Don't move -- I've got you covered.
I see the floor in your plan."