Why Don't I Have Laugh Lines?

Because I never smile. :(

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.