What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?

Stupid.

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit?

Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

A: party poopers

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.