What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

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Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What is the magic word?

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Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

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What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

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A vegetarian.

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

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What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.