What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

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What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

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What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

Oven Mitt Jokes More Oven Mitt Jokes

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.