What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

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Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

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What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern?

How, are you?

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How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts