What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

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What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

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How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

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They both need natural light to survive!

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What's the difference between racism and chinese ?

racism has many faces

What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man?

What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man? CHING CHONG

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Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

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What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.