What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

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What did the Korean family call their dog?

Stu

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

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Why can't Chinese people have white babies?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

What do you call a chinese duo that plays ping pong?

Ping Pong

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Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

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What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.