What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

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What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

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How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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How's the new Chinese restaurant downtown?

Eh... It's tso-tso.

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

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What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.