Oven mitts.
Stu
When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.
Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"
Crackers always leave crumbs.
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Ping Pong
To get laid.
I dunno, ask the Kids.
Drops it like it's hot.