What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

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What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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How does the average Chinese worker find a new job?

ChinkedIn.

What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

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What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.