What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

Li Ning

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What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

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What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

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What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty