Matt
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann
Rick O'Shay
Where you left it
A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.
It lays eggs
A Brojob.
A high-jacker.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.
Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !