What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

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Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

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What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture