What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What did the guy say when he found out that his wife's breast s had implants?

THOSE ARE SILLY CONES"

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What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !