What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

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Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call?

What do you call a donkey with three legs?? A wonkey!!

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

A: Having legs!

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Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

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What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture