Matt Jokes

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

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Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

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Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

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Is it something I said

Thrift Shopping Jokes More Thrift Shopping Jokes

How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping?

Good Will Hunting

What does Matt Damon call thrift shopping?

Goodwill Hunting.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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He just wants her to be down to Mars

Quadruple Amputee Jokes More Quadruple Amputee Jokes

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.