Matt
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Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.
Matt. Others:
Matt.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.
Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.
Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...
Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
A baby in a microwave
How about bleeding white
The guy with the bulge in his sock ...
Because they can't spell toboggan.
there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there
Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.
Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !
A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!
so she wouldn't feel stupid.
The www.izard of Oz.
Polaroids! I'm so bored...
Because they'd been floored by his punch.
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