What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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What does a Jamaican Liar sit on?

Deceit.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

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What is snow?

No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.

What do Eskimo's and Ziploc bags have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.