What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

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What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

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Bunnylingus!

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Paddy O'Furniture

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The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

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Just ice for Harambe"

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He breaks in.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

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Polaroids.