What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

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How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

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What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating