What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

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Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

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Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

A: "Is it mine "

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What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel."

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

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What can be found in a Judge's freezer?

Just ice.

Who's driving ?

Immigration. (ICE)