What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

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What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

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Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

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What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.