What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

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Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

Where would you put an injured insect ?

In an antbulance !

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What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any