Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What is Minion's favourite brand?

Banana RepublicBANA

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

What do Ginger Baker and strong coffee have in common?

They are both terrible without Cream.

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.