Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.