Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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What do you call a guy who only posts clickbait?

A master-baiter

What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

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What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !