The banana gets in the way. Banana split
He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.
A: Because of its appeal.
We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.
A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week.
With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )
His rotten girlfriend split on him.