Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why is the banana the most popular fruit?

A: Because of its appeal.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.