Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.