What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

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What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

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What type of milk is swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

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How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

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What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

a Shar-Pei :)