What type of dog leaves a mark?

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

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What do you feel when there's no coffee left?

Depresso

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What are the three types of men?

A: The handsome the caring and the majority.

What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date?

I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

What did Tommy Wiseau say when he got an A on his final?

Oh, hi Marks!

Shar Pei Jokes More Shar Pei Jokes

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

a Shar-Pei :)

What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei