What type of dog leaves a mark?

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What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

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Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

a Shar-Pei :)

What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei