What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

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Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

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What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What type of math is dead?

Aerith-matic..

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What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

How do werewolves mark their territory?

Lycanthropee

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What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

a Shar-Pei :)

What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei