Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

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How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

What's the worst thing to hear during a prostate exam?

Look! No hands!

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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!