Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

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What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta