Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

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What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.