Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.