Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany?

For Schnitzel.

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How do you make a Snoop Dogg martini?

One part Seagrams gin, one part cotton gin.

How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?

BLEEEEEE-YATCH!

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What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!