What do you call riot police in Germany?

Kraut Control

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How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

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What do you call an ill-tempered German?

A sour kraut.

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding