Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

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Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

What are baby witches called?

Halloweenies.