Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

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What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.

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What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

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What are baby witches called?

Halloweenies.

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)