Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

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How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

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Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

What are baby witches called?

Halloweenies.