Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

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What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.

What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

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What do you find in a pumpkins pants?

A Halloweenie!

Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie