Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin
I stopped butchering goats.
The first one usually gets screwed up.
The German knows when he's not speaking English.
Not too well considering they can't finish a race.
And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"
You drop it on her twice.
Bring two Mormons.
The same way British people pronounce beer can.
Ein stein.
He only had Ein Stein