What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)

What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do a German says when you show him a good meme?

Danke

How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is?

when she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

Ein Jokes More Ein Jokes

What does he order?

Ein stein

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

Ein Stein Jokes More Ein Stein Jokes

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein