How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is?

when she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead

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How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.