How does a blonde high-5?

A: She smacks herself in the forehead.

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Forehead Jokes More Forehead Jokes

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

Whatr do you get when you have communist lemons?

LENIN-NADE. Just smack me.

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.