Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

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What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

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Whatr do you get when you have communist lemons?

LENIN-NADE. Just smack me.

How does a blonde high-5?

A: She smacks herself in the forehead.