Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

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What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

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What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?

A good days hunting.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

How does a blonde high-5?

A: She smacks herself in the forehead.