Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

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What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

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What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

How does a blonde high-5?

A: She smacks herself in the forehead.