What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

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What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

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What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

What is a brain dead couples' favorite pizza?

Veggie lovers

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How does a blonde high-five?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!