What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

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Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

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Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

What is a brain dead couples' favorite pizza?

Veggie lovers

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What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!