What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn?

Not getting hard.