What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

Previous Random Joke Next

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

How do pirates like their jigsaws?

A: In pieces of eight.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle