What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

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What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

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How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

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Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!