Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

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Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.