Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

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Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

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Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

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What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

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Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!