Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

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How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

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What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.