Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

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What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

How did Jared lose 150lbs?

He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.

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How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

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What do you call it when a blond dyes her hair?

Artificial Intelligence.

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

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Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.