Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.