What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

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What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.