What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

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Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Beer Bottle Jokes More Beer Bottle Jokes

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

What did one empty beer bottle say to the other?

I'm drunk."