What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

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Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Beer Bottle Jokes More Beer Bottle Jokes

What did one empty beer bottle say to the other?

I'm drunk."

What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man