What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

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Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

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Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.