What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

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What does a Blond do every Sunday?

Swallow Jesus.

How do you know when a blond is having a bad day?

Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

Beer Bottle Jokes More Beer Bottle Jokes

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.