What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

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What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

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What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

Why is it that lawyers get sick?

It's because they are ually obligated to do so.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks?

Afroturf.

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

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What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

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Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.

Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones