Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "
A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.
Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.
Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.
A: He was hit by a bus
He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.
No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.
He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.
Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !