Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

Who's at fault ?

the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.