What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

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Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!