What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

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Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!