What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

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What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume