What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

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What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old