What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

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Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

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Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!