Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

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Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...